Meme -- The Bad Summary Challenge

Edited to add: This is just SO COOL.
It's a Space Station!

Stolen from sardonicsmiley's journal:

You all know how terrible I am at summaries. Largely because I got super lazy over the years of people knowing who I was. Bad me!

This meme is:

Choose any one (or more!) of my stories and write a truly terrible summary of it. Feel free to get the characters wrong (I Have!) and to have spelling/grammar errors as you wish. I will then attempt to determine which story it is! Applicable across any fandom I've written. ffnet's infie has I think the full list if you need reminding. :)

No using the existing crappy summaries, either! That's cheating.

Cheers