Fic: [SGA] The Leaky Tent of Mainland Camping (PG)

[skinscript]

Title: The Leaky Tent of Mainland Camping
Author: skinscript
Rating: G
Spoilers: 5.16 Brain Storm
Wordcount: <500
Posted to: sga_episodefic
Genre: Humour (borderline crackfic)
Summary: Ronon is having (yet another) bad camping trip.

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inside the Leaky Tent of Mainland Camping

"You think Rodney's made a move yet?"

"Sheppard. I. Don't. Care."

"You know, I'll bet Keller goes for it first. I could see her taking the reins."

"Sheppard."

"Oh, come on. You considered her, right? You wouldn't have done that if she was timid."

"... Yes. But I reconsidered."

"Right. Of course you did."

"I'm wet, I'm tired, and I'm annoyed. Could you please stop talking now."

"Really? It's dry over here."

"..."

"So, what do you think?"

"About what?"

"About whether or not Rodney's made a move yet."

"You're killing me."

"Yeah, you're right. It will totally be Keller."

"If I made a move on you, would you let it go?"

"Probab... wait. What?"

"I will blow you right now if you just shut up about McKay and Keller."

"What? Of course not. I'm not into guys. Pfft."

"... Right."

"But. Uh. Thanks for the offer, I think."

"It wasn't an offer."

"..."

"It was a threat."

"Ooookay."

*drip* *drip* *drip*

"I totally think Keller will move first."

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Comments

[mischief5.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! That's adorable. BOYS. :D

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Poor Ronon should have asked Zelenka again. :)

[astridv.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Cute.

*drip* *drip* *drip*

Oh yeah, I've been there.

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Me too! I can just SEE Ronon there, fantasizing about shooting Sheppard to shut him up. Thanks!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Wheee! This is *totally* how their camping went, trufax. *loves on you and some clueless bois*

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've been having SO much trouble coming up with tags (I think I am finally getting sad about the thing we do not speak of), but Ronon's glee about camping just begged for some John = PITA. :)

[ldyanne.livejournal.com]

LOL

That's totally what happened!

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I think so too. I do wonder if Ronon ever gave in and stunned him, tho...

[trystings.livejournal.com]

pfft.

hahahaha. That's exactly how it went.

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (love your icon, by the way)

[trystings.livejournal.com]

(love your icon, by the way)

Thank you! Ronon's reaction when the tent collapses.. *g*

[goblie.livejournal.com]

*Cracks up*

This is awesome. And absolutely how it happened. :D

I love that there are so few words here, and yet it's a very clear picture in my head and they're both SO in character.

Poor Ronon! Going as far as to pimp himself out *LAUGHS*

Also, in denial John. LOVE IT! :D

Hahahaha. I think we should have a series of "....And then, with an almighty roar, Ronon pulled out his stunner." stories.

[badwolf36.livejournal.com]

This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

[skinscript.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And you're welcome!