Why Does My Melon Taste Like Tomato?

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Sadly, that was not a metaphor. Though, I could perhaps generate a suitably bizarre one given a little time.

*stares* at melon

Seriously tastes like tomato.

And since tomatoes make me sick (and threaten to kill me daily) that is not a good thing.

*sulk*

Comments

[sonam-bitts.livejournal.com]

a melon that tastes like a tomato? thats ::weird:: i have never come across anything like that. melons are sweet, tomatoes, not so much. what has the world come too?

[goblie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... this is indeed strange.

Did you do anything to offend the person who sold you your melon lately?

I wish you better, more melon-like melons in the future. o_O