The closed places thing made me laugh; Izzy and I were wondering around looking for an internet access on the Sunday and EVERYTHING was closed (until 12 at least) and she goes, "why is everything closed? Have you guys never heard of capitalism??"

And as for the external people thing, another Izzism: we were sitting in Nandos for lunch on Saturday, and "why is she [the waitress] so slow?" - she was foreign. Everybody's foreign. Cheap labour. Hail Britannia and the land of equal opportunity.